Sing "July, July!" by The Decemberists while reading this post

I managed to piece together a vegan meal at a place called "The Pork Store".

If that ain't a miracle, I don't know what is. Curly fries were involved so it wasn't necessarily healthy, but I'll live.

Lemon juice, cold water, mint & agave = loveliness.

Riddle me this, why is it when my feet are cold, my nose is freezing too?

I am the wicked witch of the west.

Oh cold cold July, you slay me sometimes.