phases

i can haz job? really? seriously?

full time in march? 'scuse me. eye itchy.

lemme put you on hold. my wallet is ringing.

this is what happens on very little sleep. you hear your neighbor's phone ring and you reach over and you answer your...wallet.

i snored in savasana during both classes today.

*i love how i'm holding both phone and wallet to my temples and not to my ears.