Monday, February 16, 2009

Courtesy of the Way Back Machine!

Hotpants circa 2006
Saturday, October 14, 2006


The week ended with me waving my left hand around myleft ear explaining to people that I couldn't hear out of that side and that was the reason I've been emotionally unbalanced.

It's true. It's like I went deep sea diving and never recovered. No amount of nose blowing has been able to pop my left ear. I've been walking around feeling like I'm a pinball machine on tilt. I broke something in my head and I can hear it clattering inside like a penny trapped in a piggybank.

At random moments I will lose my sense of volume and be speaking at varying states of loudness as I cannot hear myself at all.

Ryan and I went grocery shopping in Burling-lame because...

because we could.

I spent the rest of the afternoon leaning to one side, making cupcakes and avoiding opening my work email.

The consensus is I have a sinus infection.

I'd like to stick to my initial belief that I am going deaf and will eventually become the next Beethoven.

I need a haircut.

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